The Kelly Diet
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Amazing, isn’t it? How just the simple act of putting on a perfectly tailored suit or shirt that suits you in all the ways that matter can suddenly make you look slimmer, taller, younger. Or more experienced. Whatever makeover magic your image needs, Mr. Kelly will get you there at an affordable price. So let the experts debate the virtues of no carbs vs. no fat. vs. no fun at all. Mr. Kelly is here to improve on nature and help you love the body you’ve got. Big. Tall. Not so tall. Big butt. No butt. A doughnut lover’s waistline. Or a waistline that’s a different size than it was last year because you actually did loose weight. Or gain some. Your birthday suit may not be perfect. But your new custom business suit will be.
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The good news is that you have the body of a god. A perfect V. Broad shoulders. Big chest. Slim waist. Yet, you look god-awful in
most off the rack clothes. If the shoulders fit, the jacket hangs like a tent. Or the shirt fits at the neck but is way too baggy to show off your six pack. Trousers cause trouble too with your 32 waist and fuller thighs and butt. You’ve worked too hard for that sexy 8” drop from chest to waist to look terrible with your clothes on. So visit Mr. Kelly. For the price of an off the
rack suit or shirt that doesn’t fit or ever will, he’ll custom cut yousomething that’s as well cut as you are.
most off the rack clothes. If the shoulders fit, the jacket hangs like a tent. Or the shirt fits at the neck but is way too baggy to show off your six pack. Trousers cause trouble too with your 32 waist and fuller thighs and butt. You’ve worked too hard for that sexy 8” drop from chest to waist to look terrible with your clothes on. So visit Mr. Kelly. For the price of an off the
rack suit or shirt that doesn’t fit or ever will, he’ll custom cut yousomething that’s as well cut as you are.
Mr. Kelly.
The Custom
of New York Since1972.
